tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169301310225543753.post2474637384304412976..comments2019-11-05T18:01:54.829-08:00Comments on Baron Von Goolo's™<br> Evil Hut of Horror & Waffles: MY HIGH HORSE OF HORRORBaron Von Goolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05091461625272140725noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169301310225543753.post-23259780977667501052008-07-28T16:28:00.000-07:002008-07-28T16:28:00.000-07:00BVG,I have many friends and acquaintances in the P...BVG,<BR/><BR/>I have many friends and acquaintances in the Portland area whom I will strongly urge to attend your show in October.<BR/><BR/>And by 'urge,' the words 'glock' and 'sharp objects' come to mind.Crucial Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04553768926557646832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169301310225543753.post-27579352768904339482008-07-10T21:00:00.000-07:002008-07-10T21:00:00.000-07:00I do believe it is a sad time when there are actua...I do believe it is a sad time when there are actual watermarks in my current cinematic memory for "Last good, actual monster movie".<BR/><BR/>I think it was being a young rudito en Califas norteno, standing, staring in awe at the cross-cut, depth approach to the now immortal TREMORS poster and thinking..."HOLY GEEEEEZ!!!! I GOTSTA SEE THAT!!!"<BR/><BR/>And then walking out of the original Jeepers Creepers one bright afternoon in the ghost town that is Vancouver, Washinton saying: "WOW! That was possibly the coolest new monster since...the GRABOIDS!!!" (Obviously there were others in that period of time, but as the Mountain Dew Pitch Black settled, none came to mind.<BR/><BR/>And then there are the call backs... "Wow! those Slither slugs were rad!!! Like the Night of the Creeps slugs!" And my current favorite.... "Those Descent C.H.U.D.s were waaaay radder that the old 'John Goodman is a cop extra at the end of the flick' C.H.U.D.s!!!!"<BR/><BR/>My point I suppose, that you once again have so skillfully elicited from my inner 14 year old...is where have all my cowboys...er... MONSTERS gone?!<BR/><BR/>What can I say.... when I saw Pumpkinhead play with a teenage girl like a puppet before smashing her face through kitchen window glass and then taunt a rough and tumble dirt biker by waving the boy's motorcycle chain from his taloned claw in bully-ish glee I was hooked on monsters!!!Rose City Rudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00043968208987838192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169301310225543753.post-91838278861161139812008-07-10T08:44:00.000-07:002008-07-10T08:44:00.000-07:00Eeee! My heart started pounding at that last coupl...Eeee! My heart started pounding at that last couple of paragraphs. I guess I don't even need to see the film now to get scared. Not that I would, since you know that Shaun of the Dead is the only "horror" movie I can watch. <BR/><BR/>I didn't see Vacancy (see above re: total wuss) but I did see 10,768 trailers and it looked to take place in the Land Where People Are Smart Enough to Drive, Yet Still Completely Retarded.Tikimamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510951719798546304noreply@blogger.com