Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Zombie Names


Top 10 Most Politically Correct Terms for Zombies

The Formerly Abled

Unearthed American

Person of Horror *

The Life Challenged

Cerebravore

The Post-Interred

The Differently Active

Previous Citizen

The Morbidly Gifted

The Fundead


Top 10 Least Politically Correct Terms for Zombies

Barbara (female) or Johnny (male)

Mister Stinky

Coffin Jockey

Li’l Chompy

Thriller

PiƱata-head

Worm Taxi

Jesus 1.0

Dirtback

Hobo


* Credit for this gem goes to my friends at LIVE WIRE!, who are painfully clever.


1 comment:

Kyle said...

I like Lil' Chompy. :D

-Kyle (The girl from the Prom Committee)