Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Zombie Names
Top 10 Most Politically Correct Terms for Zombies
The Formerly Abled
Unearthed American
Person of Horror *
The Life Challenged
Cerebravore
The Post-Interred
The Differently Active
Previous Citizen
The Morbidly Gifted
The Fundead
Top 10 Least Politically Correct Terms for Zombies
Barbara (female) or Johnny (male)
Mister Stinky
Coffin Jockey
Li’l Chompy
Thriller
Piñata-head
Worm Taxi
Jesus 1.0
Dirtback
Hobo
* Credit for this gem goes to my friends at LIVE WIRE!, who are painfully clever.
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1 comment:
I like Lil' Chompy. :D
-Kyle (The girl from the Prom Committee)
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